Pst gzh is the best 9mm ammo and 7n31 is for babies first fps players and here’s why

For all those saying ooh but I have lots of money I can afford the best look at mee GUESS WHAT NERDS WIPES TOMORROW BSG LIED LETS FUCKING GO PST GANG ALL THE WAY ALL YOU FUCKING NERDS USING 7N31 ARE GETTING FUCKED IN THE DIRT FOR CHRISTMAS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

  1. It ensures everyone you mow down sees your face before you hose them with your 30k mp5

Pst forces you to hit face shots and will force you to leave your rat instincts behind and shoot them in the face to kill, and it ensures the last thing anyone you shoot sees is a meth addled lunatic wearing a sock on his head frothing at the mouth over their 50k shit stick gun

  1. It goes right through shattered masks

All the sweaty labs tryhards wearing shattered masks hoping for a lucky bounce will get shredded by this ammo, even if they do manage to rely on luck instead of skill and bounce one or even two, the next 28 shot out of your 26 recoil mp5sd will be more than enough to kill. This also means that you can hide around corners and kill them because their head isn't protected which is okay in this case because they deserve it for telling all their friends helmets do nothing

  1. It's 66 roubles with no buy limit

While the other 200k mpx gamers are sitting around refreshing the flee market waiting for 7n31 to restock you can be laughing all the way to the bank with the hundreds of kgs of gear you will strip off of people monkey pushing you because they saw your penis helmet and scav bag not knowing that every step closer they get makes it easier to dump a mag into their stupid bald head

  1. If you die you lose nothing

Even if they do manage to kill you after missing 100k in grenades and dumping 3 50 rounders of m993 into your corpse they get nothing other than the knowledge that your ghost is laughing at them and your level 15 dog tag worth about the same as a box of oatflakes

  1. You feel like an elite S.A.S. operator retaking the iranian embassy instead of a drugged up chimpanzee spraying an ak behind your local walmart

Let's face it the mp5 is the coolest gun ever built and it's better in every way than some piece of shit sig sauer mall ninja money sprayer. Every time you use an mp5 you know you're either gonna dunk on some fools who thought they could get a lucky headshot with their m62 shooting vietnam era battle rifle that they taped a pistol grip to, or you're gonna get clapped after spraying your entire mag into your enemy's arms legs and stomach. either way they gotta sit there and use about 3 cms kits to keep playing the game or get sent back to the menu knowing you're gonna carry their entire corpse out in that raid backpack they were wearing

In conclusion pst gzh is for the chadlyest of chads who only shoot people in the mouth and 7n31 is for cod players who can't aim and can only shoot people in the chest or the back of the head where their altyns will probably save them anyway

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/kip0v2/pst_gzh_is_the_best_9mm_ammo_and_7n31_is_for/

leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *