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Can you guess my MMR?

Every game lasts 40+ minutes. Why? Because every carry prioritizes farming over actually gaining map advantage and pushing lanes. 4 enemies dead? lanes all pushed up? Time to go back to afk farming the jungle.

Mids never participate in the game. Is everyone else on your team fighting in a fight that's lasting 20+ seconds under tower? Just keep farming lane. No, it's fine. The HC just died and you're a techies with little late game potential and huge burst, but please, just keep farming the ancients that were stacked for the HC.

Yes, start complaining that we have no wards, despite the fact that we are playing only on our side and the enemy still has tier 1 towers on all 3 lanes because everyone chooses to go back to farming after killing 3 enemies, so the enemy can deward our 30% of the map super easily. No, please don't bother helping me push tier 1s so that they have to worry about dewarding more of the map and give us more map to play with, giving you more farm potential. Just farm the few jungle camps we have.

Then they always start bitching because we have no wards on map, but we have no wards on map because we don't have enough presense for the Position 5 or 4 to go out and put them down, because the enemy can TP onto their tier 1s and gank the two supports extremely easily.

Sure, we're playing behind the entire game, and our Hard Carry is getting less and less farm because they over emphasized farm and under emphasized map control, but we can still win right? again, they are getting more and more farm and we have like none left because we have no map control because you never wanted to go and take the tier 1 towers.

Oh and of course no one itemizes around the enemy team. Enemy bristleback? No one is going to bother with the Silver Edge or any form of break because that isn't something you typically get, so my position 5 lion ass is starting to make the silver edge with my hyper limited farm so we MIGHT have a chance to deal with this bristle.

But no, I can't start bitching because I've been saying we need to take tier 1s and we need certain items because that's negative. Just ignore the fact that my bitching contains relevant information that is being aggressively ignored.

Oh and of course our carries waiting until 30 minutes in to build a fucking BKB every fucking game. You just have to prioritize that fucking manta that does nothing over the item that will actually let you play your hero in a damn fight.

And I'm stuck in every one of these fucking games for 40-50 minutes because no one knows how to press advantages. It doesn't matter that we've had a 2 level advantage over the enemy since minute 10 and can just roll over them, we need to waste about 4% of the day throwing a game that should be over by minute 24 because you want to afk in jungle despite holding every advantage over them.

I'm so fucking tired of my MMR pool. I'm so fucking tired of people playing this game like it's fucking team death match. I'm so tired of people not itemizing around the enemy. I'm so tired of people fighting against a better early game team and not building items to make it easier.