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I WILL BONK THE TROLL TO DEATH

I was just a casual valheim enjoyer, u know mining and farming and all that

but everything changed when https://clips.twitch.tv/DependableUninterestedScorpionGingerPower-eRdL8-7c-Sq56rXm

A troll bonked and killed me. the problem was not that he bonked me but the fact that i have been dieing for 4 times trying to recover my items and i was with my last resources here, was.

so as any sane person, i vowed revenge.

I told my friend on stream that i would bonk back the troll to death with a wooden club.

He being ever cynical told me that its not possible and bet me that i wont be able to do this

And since then i am a man of mission, leveling up my club, learning how to fight trolls in close range and having an intense rage with in me for all the troll kind.

TODAY, I WILL MAKE SURE THE TROLL DIES.

TODAY HUMANITY WILL WIN.

i will keep u guys informed :p

Gamer

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