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I am getting truly wound up now. The sheer amount of incompetent lily-livered troglodytes who frequent this online discussion community and the never ending spew of bogus posts about non-existent issues are very much driving me up the metaphorical wall.

Whine one: “The BZ-176 is OP.”

No. It. Is. Not.

This tank is not broken in any sense of the phrase. If you’re actually good at this application maybe one would conclude that outflanking it, outnumbering it, overmatching it’s turret roof and rushing it after it fires are all viable methods of outplaying said machine?

But no, of course not – you idiots drive out in front of said vehicle sideways on whilst operating your tier 6 medium and get obliterated in one shot then proceed to cry “UNFAIR!”

How come I manage to utterly destroy these machines when I play my lower tiers then? (On the rare chance I take a break from tier 10 gameplay, that is)

Whine two: “MM is unfair!!”

Absurd. If one loses a match, then put simply, you are the problem.

I don’t care if you are bottom tier in a stock T1 Heavy. YOU are part of the reason your team is losing. The Plus two matchmaking feature is perfectly balanced for all. Any moron should know how to play their tanks at bottom tier.

Also, for the tin foil hatters: No, MM is not rigged if you lose ten matches in a row. You are just utter garbage at the application. Cease your trash attitude and conspiracy nonsense and GTFO!

Whine three: “Artillery ruins this game.”

Twelve years later and we are STILL crying like little toddlers regarding Self Propelled Guns. Unreal.

Artillery prevents the moronic heavies camping in the back of the map and yet we still have these stupid players trying to get them removed. Yes, this class of armoured vehicle requires little to no mechanical skill to operate, but even so, it is part of a genius game design that players below the 5k wn8 band should not dare to question, since they know nothing of true skill within this realm.

I am going to utter this notion but once. The next individual to slander this companies financial or game balancing decisions again will have their posts screen-shotted, reported
and shown to the relevant people oneself has the privilege of knowing on a professional and personal level.

I will warn this once and only once.

Sleep well…