I shall impart upon you the Final Atomic Skill to avoid making mistakes in the Flea Market.

I see people trading their Red Rebels for lab cards. People putting up items for 10% of their value because they didn't type a number. People putting up bullets for millions and getting destroyed by the fee because they typed way too many numbers. Hell, even outside of the Flea Market I see people deleting their cases.

I am the Grandmaster Kiulowithkak-sama. I have never made those mistakes, because I have mastered the Final Atomic mistake-avoiding Skill. And now, young ones, I shall impart it upon you.

So, heed my words.

And my words are:

CALM THE FUCK DOWN, YOU SPASTIC FUCKS. SLOW THE SHITTY TITS DOWN WITH THE CLICKY-CLICKY. DO THOSE THINGS MORE SLOWLY AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

"Oh, they should set up a system in which if I put up a bullet for $10000000 because I was headbutting my keyboard, Nikita appears behind me and personally tells me to stop because I am making a mistake"

No, you should not headbutt your keyboard. And you should calm the fuck down.

Go now, young one. The power lies inside you. You can defeat Liquid Snak… ehemm, I mean… the Flea Market.

Oh, and whoever disagrees with the Grandmaster Kiulowithkak-sama is objectively retarded.

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