Timmy PMC get rich guide (made by #scavrunsarefornoobscrew)

Okay Timmy, stop complaining about spawning to late into a raid or getting only a damaged VEPR to defend your free stim handouts and labs cards in your Dufflebugger.

Stop stuffing all that leftover scraps in your pants and then whining about getting shop by other people in a ruthless land. You are no wild animal that feeds of the scraps. You want to be chad one day.

Stop crying about loosing scav karma. Just dont touch your scav. Everytime you click on scav, STOP, slap yourself on the hand and play PMC.

Fuck scavs. Nobody needs to play scav. Here is why:

  • Buy gingy keychain or keybar (optional)
  • buy Merin key
  • buy Lighthouse bedroom key
  • buy Safe keys for this big house thingy (optional)
  • empty butthole

Go PMC => Ligthouse, dont take any gear, you are a timmy anyways. Dont waste money on those fucking timmy guns or armor. you not going to win anything with that FMJ UMP or VPO Gonorrhea anyways.

Spawn close to lighthouse => Run to the lighthouse, loot the fuck out of it. Not the stupid weapon crates, get the good spawns. AESA, Intelligence, VPX, etc. Loot marked room and weapon crates if you survived long enough

Spawn close to Merin => Loot Merin, key payed for itself after one item secured in butthole

Spawn close to USEC or other house => Loot those

AFTER IT? JUST DIE! Your butt is full, easy 200k each raid, 600k if you get lucky.
Stop those stupid scav shit runs, play your PMC.

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