T110E5 is the best.

The best and my first tier X tank, top of the American tech tree, was the Sheri-

Clears throat**

The T110E5 is a beautiful machine. It has a brilliant DPM and a RoF that make positive trades obligatory. Are you sick and tired of the ass dispersion in your chieftain? Have you tried playing the E5? Penning shots from short to medium range is a breeze at a mere .34 dispersion.

Slap a bond turbo onto this bad boy and you too can enjoy the same movement characteristics as the Chieftain, plus a better power to weight ratio! The tank is simply unmatched for contesting strong positions – on the left – with its mobility giving you a head start to get there.

As for armor, your only rule is to hide the – on the left – copula! You will be surprised with how well the tank can side scrape – on the left -, and how often pubbies in both random and ranked battles will suddenly lose the critical thinking skills seemingly required to pen your tank.

Still not convinced? Here's a quick FAQ:

Anon: But Patton, I already have a Chieftain. Why would I play the T110E5?

Aw, great question Anon. Can you play your Chieftain in tournaments?

Anon: Actually, it dep-

How about onslaught? ranked?

Anon: Well, no-

Want to talk about repair costs Anon?? 30 points to repair chief and the other teams just keep on-

Had to cut it short due to character limits, but Anon is fine, and so are my other clanmates.

Where were we? Oh yeah!

So what are you waiting for? Dust off the old T110E5 and have yourself a jolly old time grinding up to gold in onslaught!