Patch is out! Techies talk

Hey everyone. Patch is out now, so join us for our TECHIES TALK! https://www.twitch.tv/avius517

We will be discussing all of the Techies changes that are out (if there are any.)

If not, we'll all have a communal cry! What are you most excited for?

PS: does anyone know about steam "disk write" errors? I've had two BSODs today (and had to wipe my entire hard drive) after trying to fix it. I think the ANTI-TECHIES people are hacking me.

MADLIBS

Today I went to my favorite Taco Stand called the Shit Goblin. Unlike most food stands, they cook and prepare the food in a Bomb Cart while you Explode. The best thing on the menu is the Green Techies. Instead of ground beef they fill the taco with Mangos, cheese, and top it off with a salsa made from Tangos. If that doesn't make your mouth water, then it's just like IceFrog always says: The Techies That Tuesdays Thinks Tomorrow!!

Hi my name is Spleen, but my friends call me Explosive Fuck. My favorite color is the color of Shitstacks and my favorite thing to do is Plant. My parents were a Goblin and Techie, which is why we lived in Dire Ancient. You probably know me from my TV commercial for Gem of True Sight. I'm the one who says, 'I have become death the destroyer of worlds' at the very end!

People ran from Underneath the Bomb Sign yelling because a robbery was taking place. The evil villain Dr. bombastic Red Mine was demanding all the The Techies in the city. Thankfully Captain Green Mine flew in just in time. He knocked the ray gun out of the villain's hand then made him Detonate Loudly. Next he did his one-of-a-kind Goblin punch and knocked the villain to the ground. After tying him up with Loser Dota Players and handing him over to the police, my hero said 'Light the fuse!' before flying off again! What an amazing guy!

Today I heard a funny noise under the Detonation Button and was surprised to find a nytroglicerin monster hiding there. I screamed, 'Bomb Has been planted' as I took 3 steps back. The monster was Green and almost resembled a(n) sproinky Statis Trap. I quickly called my friend Squee to help because they had a(n) Goblin monster earlier this year — but they never answered their phone. When I looked up again, the monster was gone. It must have fled to The River!