Tips for the upcoming wipe

After joining the game this last wipe, mid wipe. scratching and clawing my way to the flea market. I feel like I have more than enough knowledge to educate the unwashed masses.
So the objective is to escape Tarkov and I think I found a way to do so. One day I had an epiphany where the whole world became clear to me. The best way to escape Tarkov isn’t customs, or factory, or Interchange. The best way to escape from Tarkov is to move the EFT launcher to your trash bin and forget you even spent all that money on EOD, cut your losses and move on. You’ll find yourself scrolling through steam for hours on end finding nothing that can scratch that itch on your rat back you’ll ultimately come back to get demolished by everyone who never escaped but you’ll feel good in knowing that you have escaped from Tarkov.
This message has been brought to you by the rat king hiding between the shipping containers in interchange while 3 sets of wannabe chads duke it out next to him.
Keep on fighting It’ll be a blast picking your body clean next wipe

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/vj6ew1/tips_for_the_upcoming_wipe/

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