Your CHEEKIEST, filthiest Scav runs?

I just had a mind-blowing Scav run where I spawned in Factory with a Toz. Killed an aggressive player Scav and took his MP-153, buckshot.

Ended up having a shootout with a PMC in the flashy light corridor; silenced automatic fire sprays back and immediately I'm bleeding everywhere and gasping. I fire once more and hide, bandage myself. Start to panic that he's going to rush me, but then I suddenly hear a quiet moan and a thud.

Peaking shyly around the corner I see a boot sticking out on the floor. Walk up to it suspiciously and it is indeed the PMC, and he's dead. Check him…

He has 4 dogtags (5 with his), indicating he's cleared the whole damn map of PMCs. This poor fella killed everyone solo and then got CHEEKIED in the arm and bled out thanks to my shitty shotgun.

All in all he had 800k of gear that I smuggled out with me, including an SVD, a pimped HK416, Killa armour, a 200k helmet and an Alpha rig.

C H E E K I B R E E K I I V D A M K E

Feel bad for the dude though. I would have raged so hard.

How about everyone else? What were your best and CHEEKIEST Scav runs? ;P