How to end the wipe, the right way

Step 1. Get your lads (if you don’t have any mad lads then allow the factory to supply them for you)
Step 2. Equip the nastiest shit you have left over from clopping your big gamer hooves around the maps these past few days.
Step 3. This is where it gets VERY important and VERY fun. One person (or run solo) equip a raid backpack filled with mayo. Just. Fucking. Mayo.
Step 4. Load into factory and wipe the lobby with your lads (solos excluded)
Step 5. Free for all, last person that wins the raid backpack has to chug all the mayo in it before extracting.
-Hardcore version-
Winner has to chug mayo without healing from the prior engagements that ensue. Run it on labs if your a spicy boi. And everyone comes in with a rig/backpack full of nades. Feel free to spice up the backpacks with your labs keycards/keys/bitcoin/leddys/anything of value left in your little gamer stash and/or a vodka for the victor to wash down the mayo.

Have fun, and cheers to another six months of breaking desks and making grown men cry.

-edit- I posted this TWENTY ONE minutes before the flea went down. Fill the backpacks as you please, I think the traders have some mayo for your stinky gamer mouths to gargle on.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/rd583n/how_to_end_the_wipe_the_right_way/

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