New player lobbies are funny. Helped two kids get their first win!

I started playing on xbox and got paired with two kids. One was an american playing bangalore and the other was a foreigner (maybe russian) playing bloodhound.

We wipe the first squad then they turned on their mics and started talking. The bangalore was like "oh my gosh bro, we're so good! We have to win this match."

A little later the bloodhound said, "Do you pray to thee gods?"

Bang: "Umm, not today. Why?"

Bloodhound: "Bro, you must. That is how we win. I will pray for us."

Bang: "Ok…"

Eventually, we get to top 2. They both get sniped and I (playing lifeline) rez them. The enemy starts pushing, so we spam grenades and knock all three. The bloodhound finishes the one with self-rez and champion screen pops up.

They start screaming, "Ohh! We won, we're the best!!! That was my first win. Imma send you a friend request."

"I told you bro, it works! You must pray too."

Lol, that the most exciting game I played in a while.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/hzoyl7/new_player_lobbies_are_funny_helped_two_kids_get/

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